I had my finest parenting moment today, and I just had to share it with you. Eli had a poopy diaper this afternoon, and being the fabulous mother I am, I cleaned him up and threw the dirty one away. Simple enough, right?
Because he had a diaper rash coming on, I decided to let Eli go in the buff. Sadly, his bowels decided to move again...this time on my white carpet!!
I was sitting there minding my own business when suddenly I became aware of a particularly foul odor. Knowing I hadn't myself been so ill mannered as to break wind ,(ha) I immediately turned my attention to Eli who was looking rather "relieved."
As he stood up from his squatting position (I'm not even lying) I saw it...
A FRESH PILE OF POO!!
He looked at me with most astonished eyes and said, "Louieee!"
Haha! Poor dog was outside and this sassy, buck- naked toddler was blaming his poopy problem on him! I am telling you I lost it!! I tried to explain that we don't poop in the floor, but I'm not sure Eli understood a word of it!
Oh my, I love having a toddler!!
This is hilarious! Sorry about your carpet though! Hah!!ReplyDelete