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Story Time With Eli


I was just thinking the other day that it had been a long time since we had done Story Time With Eli, and that he hadn't given me much new material to work with...until last night.

You see, we've been working on the whole potty training thing but continue to have accidents from time to time. Last night was one such occasion. After becoming aware of an offensive odor, I checked the rooms for dog poop.

Luckily, there was none. Unfortunately the smell did not go away, so I checked Eli's Pull-Up only to find a blowout. I mean it gross. So while I was cleaning up the nastyness, I was lecturing my little stinker about using the big boy potty.

He waits until I'm done, and says with all seriousness, "Mommy, Eli fawted (farted) and it just came out." Haha!! I was rolling in the floor.

LOVE. THIS. BOY!!

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  1. A word to the wise....this is apparently common as Hunter still does this (rarely, but it still happens) and it goes both ways. Thinks he has to go to the potty but really just has gas :)

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