I'll be brief ya'll, because I am EXHAUSTED!! I had to work late on Monday and didn't get home until after 10:00, and last night we drove to Evansville, and didn't make it back until after 10:00.
The busy weekend, crazy start to the week, and late nights are taking a toll on this guy. He was a toot at school today, so are stepping back, relaxing at home, and going to bed early. I need to catch up on laundry and change the sheets, but that can wait. We need to rest.
Oh, and I had to share this picture of Ellie. Let's look at everything that is wrong. If you follow me on Instagram, you've already seen this.
Q: Why is my daughter basically naked at a church picnic?
A. She was ruining her dress by playing the rocks and dirt.
Q: Why does she have a paci in the middle of the day?
A. Because she has a problem for which I have yet to stage an intervention. Oh, and she was in need of nap. Since Eli was still playing, we used the paci a cork. Judge if you will, but it's called survival.
Q: Why is my potty-trained daughter in a diaper?
A. She was too shy to tell the Sunday School teacher that she needed to potty, so instead, she pooped in her panties. Of course, I didn't have a backup because she hasn't had any accidents. She ended up bumming a diaper and proudly wearing it at the park.
Q: Why does Ellie's foot look deformed?
A. No clue, but she's a hot mess!