Ya’ll last week this little gem came home in Eli’s
backpack. It’s still a little unclear
as to what the writing prompt actually was, but I sure did get a good
laugh. Only a little boy could come up
with this kind of story. I just hope
that I wasn’t the inspiration with my food consumption habits.
In case you can’t see
it: Wons upon a time their wus a fat guy named bob he ate alot of donuts and weighed 10,000
pounds. And he was eating a big big
ginormes 500 pound cake. When he ate all
of it he so fat he explodtid and all of the food flyed everywhere and at peppel
ran/ He was back to life aet sum
mmor. He exploted ougin. He went to the hospital hospitel to put it
back to gather and he was fine but he went to this con test and he said let me
do it please please and he got in the contest and won and ofter words he
exploded the ind.
Translation: Once
upon a time there was a fat guy named Bob.
He ate a lot of donuts and weighed 10,000 pounds, and he was eating a
big, big, ginormous 500 pound cake. When
he ate all of it, he got so fat he exploded.
All of the food flew everywhere and people ran. He was back to life and ate some more. He exploded again. He went to the hospital to put it back
together, and he was fine. But he went
to this contest and he said, “Let me do it. Please, please.” And he got in the contest and won, and after
words, he exploded. The End.
And for the record, if I ever eat so much that I explode,
please do not put the fat back in. Haha!
Now, should I be proud of his use of adjectives and descriptive
language or should I be concerned that he might have serial killer tendencies…Bless
it! And for the record, he gets his
spelling abilities from me, which is why I translated it so easily!
Just kidding…he spells way better than I do.
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